Bad movie first, porn movie second, and very funny at times. In Portuguese with no subs but you won’t need them to enjoy it.

From IMDb by Scott-from-Modesto-

I think this is perhaps the most puerile and best poke in the ribs I’ve had in a while. Fuk Fuk the Brazilian Midget is a traveling dildo salesman and this film is the chronicles of his sex-laden adventures. One house he stops by, he gets naked with the old lady and when her man comes knocking on the door he bolts and flushes himself down the toilet when a staggering drunk comes up to the storm drain Fuk Fuk wants to make his break out of and urinates on him. When the guy starts to take back off on his way, Fuk FUk jumps out and steals his umbrella and runs away with it.

Our diminutive hero goes on his way servicing horny housewives with his dildos–he has a perfect dildo for each lovely fuzzy-boxed lady. One time after one of the households he services with his dildo mastery drifts off to sleepy land and Fuk Fuk is still lying about naked and aroused, he picks up a board with a keyhole in it and stares through it at a naked statue while masturbating. The statue, of course, falls on him. There’s also a talking horse with a beach-scrounging bum at one point. Then Fuk Fuk spies at a couple having sex while surreptitiously positioned behind a curtain with his organ being stroked through a hole in said piece of drapery.

It’s all very retarded but this flick does have the laughs and the hardcore sex that you came for. Give it a look. This one has hetero sex only (okay, there’s a little lesbian action there too but if you are reading this you are most likely a straight guy or a very open minded girl and a little girl-girl won’t matter much to you anyway) as opposed to several other Brazilian porn movies I’ve seen with gay male hardcore scenes. Check this piece of trash out, homeslice–8/10.


Eng subs:

no pass

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